June 18. Some press releases that might interest you came across my day job desk today.

Emergency food assistance for Milwaukee County flood victims. Governor Doyle announced today that emergency food assistance will be available for residents of Milwaukee and six other counties. However, they only have seven days to apply: the deadline is June 27.  If you know someone who has been devastated by the consequences of flooding, let them know they can apply for FoodShare through the county's Department of Health and Human Services.  More

Water utility imposters are working the city of Milwaukee. They just might be here, too. The latest scam announced today by Cecilia Gilbert, Department of Public Works, involves people who look official and claim to be investigating floodwater in homes. Usually they work in pairs.

Now's a good time to remind older adults and children in particular to beware of utility worker imposters.

When a utility worker knocks on your door, insist on seeing IDs without opening your door. The legitimate ones will have IDs and are glad to show them. In Milwaukee, call Milwaukee Water Works 414-286-2830 to verify if you are uncertain: in Tosa, you'd probably call the Water Emergency number 414-471-8480 (I called the main number and got a recording, so that seems best. If I'm wrong please let me know). Call police if you suspect an imposter.

And remember: utility personnel never visit homes to collect bills or deliver rebates, inspect plumbing fixtures, or sell products.

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Instead of tea leaves, I've been reading the trailings left behind by rising floodwaters.  In one species' crisis, it seems, lies another's opportunity. While people are suffering from damage to their material world, plants are getting a chance to spread their progeny into new territory.

The thin sideburns of mostly vegetative debris that mark the highwater points in my neighborhood seem to be dominated by maple leaves. Some have traveled long distances downstream. Or maybe I'm just maple-focused and noticing them more. Baby trees from last year's crop are popping up in even the most carefully tended landscaping mulch--none of which is in my own yard, I hasten to add. I've let my yard go "free," so I don't see the seedlings until they've grown eight feet tall and come tapping at the windows. 

If you take a standardized test that asks you how maples transport their seeds and you pick "water" instead of "air" from the answer choices, you'll be marked wrong. But those wings can act as sails and rudders, too. Life is never a simple as multiple choice answers, and the more you observe the harder it is to pick one answer on the tests. Usually, the answer is "usually a, but sometimes b or c, you just never know." 

Teaching to those tests leaves a lot out. If you've ever read Michael Pollen's Botany of Desire, you can never see plants in quite the same way. Instead of pawns without will or intention, you see them as entrepreneurs who make use of any means possible to spread their kind throughout the world. You also know that Johnny Appleseed wasn't making farmers happy with the source of apple pie; he was giving them the means to make hard cider, something the settlers appreciated even more. Apples grown from seed are weird and unpredictable, lending themselves best to fermentation.

But back to maple seeds. I wonder if kids today have history with them as some of us do. Growing up in simpler times, we spent countless hours with those little helicopters, twirling them, pasting them on our noses, making tiny dolls with dancing skirts, or just looking through the intricate fiber network of their wings. Nature was a source of delight, occasionally fear, and always wonder.