Out of the mouth of my preschooler...
Preschooler: Mom, you need more pzazz.
Me: (defensively) I've got pzazz. What do you think pzazz means anyway?
Preschooler: It means fun. You only do ordinary things.
Me: Well, where should I get some pzazz?
Preschooler: From me. I'm full of pzazz!
She's full of something alright. I'm just not sure what.