I received these from a person I thought was a friend; as you read them, you'll understand possibly why I might be questioning the nature of that relationship.
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Two antennas (antennae if you prefer) met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent!
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A jumper cable walked into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything!"
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A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm, and says, "A beer please, and one for the road."
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Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other, "Does this taste funny to you?"
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An invisible man married an invisible woman. Their kids were nothing to look at either.
And for the grand finale'...
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Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him...this is so bad it's good...
