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May 2008 - Posts

Global Warming? NO SALE!

By William Weaver
Wednesday, May 28 2008, 09:37 PM

Anyone else notice the 30-ish degree drop in temperature Memorial Day evening?  We went from, what, upper 70's/low 80's and humid to March-like weather in about 30 minutes?  I guess this must be that "global warming" thing that a certain former Vice-President (who claims to have invented the internets) says could doom us all.

Last night (5/27) after the Brewers game (great ending btw!  GO CREW!), as I waited for the shuttle back to my favorite Miller Park area watering hole while FREEZING MY TAIL OFF, I had some time to think about this whole "global warming" canard.

So all of you "scientific method", measurable/quantifiable "fact" folks, how can we have "global warming" when it's in the 40's at the end of May in Southern Wisconsin?

Go ahead and spin it anyway you want.  So it's not "global warming", it's "climate change"?  And I guess then that you're not "liberal", you're "progressive"?

Whoever is running your marketing department, tell them this guy says they've made NO SALE!


 

Body Worlds - Edmonton Awaits!

By William Weaver
Wednesday, May 21 2008, 12:43 AM

For those that haven't yet been to the Milwaukee Public Museum to see the Body Worlds exhibit, it ends on June 1st.  The MPM will be running 'round the clock entries over the last few days. "The museum will be open for 63 hours straight - from 9 a.m. [Friday] May 30 to midnight June 1, said museum spokeswoman Mary Bridges." - http://www.jsonline.com/story/index.aspx?id=750429

Can't you just imagine the family-friendly atmosphere of a downtown Milwaukee attraction that's open past bar-time (and then some) over a weekend?

Anyway, if you've been meaning to see Body Worlds and also take the kiddos along (I have some thoughts on that, see below) go during the daytime hours (weekdays recommended) and pony up for parking in a secure lot.  Safety first!

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Here are my candid observations on the Body Worlds exhibit.  I'll warn you now; some of my observations (as well as the exhibits themselves) are not for the squeamish.

The Good:  Lots of organs in display cases, including normal, diseased, and REALLY diseased organs.  These are great for making a point to the kids about why you shouldn't do certain things.  In my opinion, the two best examples are the lungs and the livers.  They clearly label these organs with which ones are the healthy examples, and what it took to get to the diseased and REALLY diseased states.  And as for the visual juxtaposition of healthy vs. diseased organs?  Subtle as a sledgehammer!  (The missus did have a field day at the liver display though, using me as an example of the "fatty liver".  Dearest, you knew what you were getting from me since the time we met.  But point well taken.  And yes, I still love you!).  Also the crowd (and it was a crowd!) on the day we went was pretty well behaved and non-pushy.  The museum staff seemed nice as well.

A personal aside - the line for Body Worlds starts near the Plains Indian exhibit, and the Plains Indian exhibit still has the semi-hidden push-button to make the rattlesnake's tail rattle.  (I have a story about that from a field trip back when I was in the 2nd grade, but I'll save that for another blog).

The Bad:  While all of the bodies (and parts) were donated by the now-deceased people during their living years, there were some full-body examples that really scream desecration.  I have a real problem with that.  There was one in particular (I think it was subtitled "The Phoenix") where they had a woman's blood vessels coming out of her hands in the shape of birds.  That is wrong on SO many levels.  And as for the other full-body examples where they had people in athletic poses: if you knew they'd be doing that to your body after you've died (and I doubt the people who donated their bodies were informed of how they ultimately would be used), would you allow it?  I don't think so.

The Ugly:  The unborn children in differing stages of development.  And the worst of all, a pregnant woman who died before she gave birth - with baby fully exposed.  (Yes, there is a placard stating that the woman knew that she would die before delivering her child into this world and that she voluntarily donated her body and that of her unborn child's for the exhibit).  While this section is shielded from the main exhibit, take my advice and heed the posted signs about the "potential" offensiveness of this area.  There are things there that no Christian needs to see.

Family UN-friendly warning:  Since they are dealing in desecrated corpses of real people, all full-body exhibits are "anatomically correct".  While you may be able to steer the kiddos away from the display cases of things they shouldn't see until their wedding night, if you go be prepared to shield their eyes constantly from the full-body exhibits.

In conclusion, get this exhibit Alberta bound a.s.a.p.!  (And if you travel to Edmonton to see it, make sure to get a picture next to the Wayne Gretzky statue outside of Rexall Place where the NHL Edmonton Oilers play.  That's one memory you won't want to erase.)


 

Ok Mom - this son's for you!

By William Weaver
Sunday, May 11 2008, 10:21 PM

Happy Mother's Day to all who are Mothers (and expectant Mothers)!  And to those who are somehow related to Mothers (i.e., all of us), my best to you as well.

I love my Mom, and I know she loves me too.  For those that don't know our “dynamic” (my Mom’s word, not mine) however, my Mom and I don't get along so well as we both get older.  (The missus and the kids get along just great with Gramma Weaver though, so no problems there). 

Today, many things went unsaid between my Mom and myself.  So in an effort to "make peace a reality" (for real, my Mom has a bumper sticker on her car that says that - *sigh*), here goes:

Dear Mom -

I understand why you didn't consider my offer of taking you to see the Brewers game today (5/11/08) a suitable Mother's Day gift.  You just don't like the baseball.  (But Ma, c'mon - the Cards are in town!  Dollar Dogs!  Pink bats against Breast Cancer!)

As you now know, my missus recommended the gift certificate for the "Spa Day".  And many thanks to you for acting like you appreciated the gift.  But you don't have to take my missus aside for over an hour to discuss what you want to do while you're there.  Just say "thank you, dear" and move on to MY surprise gift.

I know you enjoy the slots, so my thought was to get you a gift card for Potawatomi; but they only do that for food, not slots (or other "gaming").  So I hope you enjoy a "free lunch" on me while working the slots.

As you know, I have issues with gambling.  Or, as you would say, an "unfounded religious bias" towards gambling.

Well there is another one of my "unfounded religious bias(es)" that happens to be one of the Ten Commandments:  "Honor your father and your mother, so that your days may be long in the land that the Lord your God is giving you."

You are my Mother.  You gave me life.  I honor this.

Pursuant to that, I honor your fondness for gambling while not enabling it.  Enjoy the food, but PLEASE leave before you put any of your beloved government entitlement (aka your Social Security money) into the slots.

I didn't want to get political about this, but…

I’m tired of your asides to the kids when we’re over for Sunday dinner about the "justice" of Indians gaining back what they had "stolen" from them by reaping the benefits of their casinos.  And I’m still ticked off about when you called me during the February Presidential primary to say "Guess what?  Your Mama just voted Obama!"

Ok rhyme, bad vote.

But you’re still my Mom, and for better or for worse, I’m still your son. 

Despite our differences, I love you Ma.

Happy Mother’s Day!


 
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