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The Barking Lot

By Kevin Fischer
Saturday, Jul 5 2008, 11:16 AM
Paying Premiums for your Pooch?
By Jennifer Fischer

I have written several times about my two childhood dogs, Sugar and Skippy.  (I was also blessed with a wonderful cat, Tommy.  He was the most “non-cat” cat I’ve ever known.  All he wanted to do was eat, sleep, and be petted while sitting on your lap.  While I loved Tommy sitting on my lap, eventually my legs would fall asleep.  You see, Tommy was pushing the scales at over 30 pounds).

Each of these three incredible pets in my life had many health challenges throughout their short time with us.  Sugar underwent cancer surgery twice.  Skippy was poisoned by a neighbor and while she survived, she was never the same.  She had liver trouble and stomach issues.  Tommy (being the 30+ pound lover-of-Twinkie Cakes that he was) had diabetes the last two years of his life.

In addition to the annual check ups and regularly scheduled shots, our pets cost our family a considerable amount of money.  Surgeries and medications for animals are just as costly as they are for humans.  Of course they got the best treatment and care we could provide them, even when it meant a financial sacrifice.  I was raised with, and still have, the belief that if you adopt a pet you need to provide for its well-being.  If you brought them into your family, you need to take care of them from beginning to end.

If pet health insurance 
had existed when we got Sugar, Skippy and Tommy, we would have been able to save quite a bit of money on their care and surgeries.

Dr. Jack Stephens is a former veterinarian who recognized the enormous need for pet health insurance in the United States.  His company, Pets Best Insurance, has a heart-warming history of how it was founded.  When we finally get a puppy I will definitely get an insurance policy.

Perhaps you currently have a dog with health issues.  Or perhaps you are considering a certain breed that has a propensity towards a particular health problem.  Pets Best Insurance, or a similar insurance company, could be a valuable resource for you.  I know that I will consider Pets Best Insurance in the future for our dog.



Thanks, Jennifer.

My turn. It's time for DOGS IN THE NEWS, canines that made headlines the past week.

Unfortunately, the news isn't always good. This brave dog died in the line of duty. Closer to home, Rocco has cancer.

Pet owners are forced to make adjustments with the closing of a Greendale pet cemetery.

At Milwaukee's lakefront, border collies have been called in to combat disease-spreading birds.

Here's a touching story. Hundreds line up, not for free food, free gas, free anything. They wanted to adopt rescued dogs.

And it turns out Leona Helmsley's generosity wasn't reserved for just one dog.

We close the Barking Lot this week with an e-mail from one of our readers:


Dear Jennifer (and you, too, Kevin):

Thank you for your weekly dog blog. It is quite clear, Jennifer that you are passionate about dogs and I sure hope Kevin finally breaks down and gets you one someday.

And by the way, Kevin. I have a bone to pick with you. A few weeks ago, you closed out one of the dog blogs with a video of Rowlf from the Muppet Show, accompanying Johnny Cash in a barn singing, “Egg sucking dog.” I watched all the Muppet Shows, and being a dog-lover myself, Rowlf was one of my favorite characters. Rowlf is a talented piano virtuoso, and I’m afraid your blog singling out that video with Johnny Cash may have damaged poor Rowlf’s reputation. I certainly hope not.

A super huge Rowlf fan


Thanks for your e-mail and thanks for reading.

Please enjoy the following classical performance. (Note the candelabra).




 

The Barking Lot

By Kevin Fischer
Saturday, Jun 28 2008, 11:07 AM


Next Friday, July 4, 2008 will again be time to celebrate the independence of our wonderful country. 

Sights, sounds and activities over this weekend will include:  

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Swimming, barbequing, and boating...  


  

Wearing red white and blue, putting up extra flags around our properties, listening to patriotic music or watching patriotic specials on TV...   

Watching Bartolotta’s set off their finest down at the lakefront… and in many cases trying to duplicate those colorful, gun-powder-and-mineral explosions in our own driveways.

How many people will take their dogs along to join in the festivities?  After all, dogs like hamburgers and the lazy days of summer too!  But have you stopped to consider that while your human companions are “oohing” and “ahhing” at the Big Bang....




Fido is less than happy  about the rockets’ red glare and bombs bursting in air?

Whether you are partying at Lake Michigan, in one of our beautiful county parks, or in your own back yard, there are ways to help your canine companion cope with the sounds of celebration.  

Please remember the sensitivity of your dog’s ears as you are celebrating our great country this July 4th.  That way, EVERY member of your family can enjoy this spectacular holiday.   
-----Jennifer Fischer


Thanks, Jennifer.

I used to work at WTMJ with a talented guy named John Baas. He could do serious news but he also had a flair for feature reporting. John did a piece about dogs and vacuum cleaners that was an absolute riot, how the animals go bonkers whenever the Hoover is turned on.

Another reason not to get a dog, Jennifer. I could never clean the house!

Time now for DOGS IN THE NEWS, canines that made headlines.

Pets are becoming victims of the economy.

One dog's journey from New Orleans, to Texas, and back to New Orleans...

This dog and a governor's mansion just don't mix.

Spoiled, spoiled dogs.

And finally, a hero in China comes to the rescue.

We close the Barking Lot for another week with the sincere hope that you have taken Jennifer's message to heart and will seriously consider your dog's sensitivities this upcoming holiday.

Remember, they're fragile, gentle, scared.....




 

The Barking Lot

By Kevin Fischer
Saturday, Jun 21 2008, 10:45 AM

THE BARKING LOT IS A REGULAR WEEKLY DOG BLOG FEATURED ON THIS JUST IN, WRITTEN PRIMARILY BY MY BETTER HALF. HERE’S JENNIFER. 


DOG DAYS OF SUMMER
By Jennifer Fischer

I know our calendars say that yesterday was the first day of summer.  Given that our days have been filled with cooler-than-normal temperatures and an ungodly amount of rain it seems difficult to imagine that we will ever enjoy a nice, dry, sunny, HOT day.

But as soon as you can say “Wanna go for a walk?” to Fido, we will see our thermometers shoot up past 80 degrees.

Every summer, we are reminded of the stupidity of people who claim to love their dogs.  Claim that they are responsible pet owners.  Claim that they buy the best food, take them to the best veterinarians.  These same “dog lovers” are the ones who leave their helpless dog in the car while they “just run in to the store for five minutes.”  And they come back to a dead dog.

If I had my way, any owner who lets this happen would suffer the exact same fate.  And I know I am not the only person who feels this way.

Leaving your dog unattended in a sweltering car is not the only way to mistreat your four-legged friend during hot summer weather.  Keeping them outside too long with no shade, taking them for too long of a walk during the hottest part of the day, and not providing them with adequate water are all other ways owners fail to meet their responsibility to their pet.

I have faith in the people who read The Barking Lot that they would never do something so cruel, so ridiculous, so unbelievably stupid.  But as a reminder to every dog owner out there, PLEASE REMEMBER THESE TIPS. 

Of course, there is the flip side of the insensitive owner.  There are the pet owners who buy their dogs a kiddie-size wading pool.  (Been There, Done That.)  They buy their precious pooches special doggie “ice cream.”  (Um, BT, DT again.) 

And one of the coolest (sorry, couldn’t resist) ways to pamper your puppy during the blazing days ahead is with KOOL DOGZ Ice Treat.   Go ahead, start making those pupsicles.  Your dog will love you even more, if that’s possible.
----Jennifer Fischer 


Thank you, Jennifer.

Time now for DOGS IN THE NEWS, canines that made headlines the past week.

This is quite a story, a dog surviving a 220 foot drop off a cliff.

Dog cloning? It’s arrived.

They call it an underground doggie railroad.

And finally, I love this: A pet store tells Paris Hilton to take a hike.

That's it for this week.

Remember, stay cool, cats...........I mean dogs.




 

The Barking Lot

By Kevin Fischer
Saturday, Jun 14 2008, 10:32 AM


WOOFS AT WORK

By Jennifer Fischer

Your morning rush-out-the-door ritual probably sounds something like this:

“Lunch?  Check.”

“Cell phone?  Check.”

“Brief Case and Laptop?  Check.”

How about adding:

“Milk Bones and Rawhides?  Check.”

“Water Dish?  Check.”

“Squeaky Toy?  Check.”

That’s right, it’s the 10th Annual Take Your Dog To Work Day this Friday, June 20th.

A friend and coworker enjoys the company of two Pomeranian pooches.  Fortunately for her, she lives so close to work that she can go home on her 30-minute lunch break to let them outside.  I don’t know many people who have that luxury.

One of only two arguments that Kevin can offer against us getting a dog is the fact that we are not home enough (in his opinion) to be fair to our Future Fido (The other argument is that for all the love and enjoyment we get from them, dogs have a disappointingly short life span.  He dreads the day we would eventually need to have a pet euthanized).

Just think how much more enjoyable your workplace could be if you were allowed to bring your dog with you.  There are many facts you can present to your employer in favor of a canine-friendly cubicle. 

Perhaps June 20th will be the pawfect way of  introducing your tail-wagging buddy to the office. In that case you’ll want to make sure Rex is on his best behavior.  

If you need further ammunition to sway your boss, you could mention that this system works well for Las Vegas tycoon Steve Wynn. 

If all else fails, you could consider relocating with your four-legged friend to Greensboro, North Carolina.  Get a job with Replacements, Ltd. and you’re all set!  

So this Friday, pack your sandwich and chips but save room in your lunch bag for some kibble. 
---Jennifer Fischer


Pawfect???

Insert imagined rim shot here.

Time now for DOGS IN THE NEWS, canines that made headlines.

We begin with our most serious dog story of the week. Two Marines are in trouble for a puppy video.

Of course, we have some good news.
This Rottweiler survived a twister.

Here's another lucky dog.

And finally, be careful out there, Fido. Big brother's watching you.

That's it for this week.

On behalf of Jennifer, thanks for stopping by but we gotta go because, when you gotta go, you....

Gotta go.



 

The Barking Lot

By Kevin Fischer
Saturday, Jun 7 2008, 10:36 AM


A SPECIAL DOG, A SPECIAL TOUR
By Jennifer Fischer

I have often said that when I get my next dog, she will be adopted or rescued, not purchased.  Of course there is nothing wrong with wanting a pedigree dog, especially if you are looking for a very specific trait of a certain breed.  And certainly there are local breeders that hold themselves to exceptionally high standards and are extremely proud of their pups.

 

I knew two wonderful Shih-Tzu “sisters” Mopsy and Dusty.  Years after their adoption, their owners learned that the store they were purchased from did business with puppy mills.  Fortunately “The Girls,” as they were affectionately called, didn’t seem to carry any extraordinary health problems that usually accompany dogs bred in those horrible conditions.  (MORE fortunately, the store is still in business but NOT dealing with puppy mills any more.)

 

I could easily find graphic videos showing the horrors of puppy mills, and supplement with stories and photos.  However, I would much rather share the heartwarming, positive story about Baby. 

 

 




Baby and her owner, Jana Kohl, have started a cross-country tour to bring attention to the evils of puppy mills.  Their final destination is Washington, D.C.  But before they reach the Capitol, there will be two appearances in Wisconsin.

Thank you, Jana, for your hard work.  And thank you, Baby, for being a strong survivor.  There will be a special place in Doggy Heaven for you some day.
---Jennifer Fischer



Nice job, Jennifer.

Time now for DOGS IN THE NEWS.

1) The economy is taking its toll on pet owners. USA TODAY examines the issue.

2) Here's an idea to find homes for older dogs.

And finally,

3)  Roger Ebert writes about the dog in "Sex and the City."
 

That's it for the Barking Lot this week.

Keep their bowls full of fresh water.

Keep an umbrella handy for that weekend walk because a wet dog.....

Well.

You know.

We have a closing number this week, a super boffo high quality production.

 

 

 

The Barking Lot

By Kevin Fischer
Saturday, May 31 2008, 08:50 AM


By Jennifer Fischer

When I started this blog, my only intentions were to inform, enlighten and entertain.  No heavy stuff here:  Nothing political, controversial or “deep.”

Since I am a Conservative, I share most of the views and stances Kevin takes on his pieces on This Just In.  Those views include feeling that prisons should be just that:  PRISONS.  A deterrent for possible future criminals, a punishment for current ones.  Prisoners should not have a nicer TV than I do, a better workout facility than Bally’s, or tastier food than something you’d see Rachel Ray whip up.  In some extreme situations, quite frankly I don’t care if they are afforded even the basic human rights.  But I will step away from this point of view for just a brief moment.

Awhile ago, I saw a special on AnimalPlanet about prison dogs.  I have to say I was extremely impressed at the programs that linked prisoners with dogs who would otherwise be euthanized at local shelters.  The beauty of these programs, I feel, is not in rehabilitating prisoners.  I’m really not sure that is possible.  The beauty lies in the fact that these dogs were facing their OWN death row until they were taken in by a foster parent inmate.  These dogs go on to be adopted by families or better yet, are sometimes given to people with disabilities who need the help of service animal. 

Safe Harbor is one of the many prison dog programs throughout the United States.  They were founded in August 2004 and are proud of their success stories. 

Women’s prisons also participate in canine rehab programs, such as Second Chance For Life in Hernando County, Florida:





Wisconsin has a successful program as well.

Better than making license plates, these rehabilitation programs have a positive impact on special dogs who will be placed in homes where they are loved and cared for.  Now THAT is something I can support.
--Jennifer Fischer



You go, girl! LOVE that second paragraph!

We close with our DOGS IN THE NEWS segment. This week, our story is about a miracle dog.

It's going to be a great dog-walking weekend.  Remember those plastic baggies!

UPDATE ON 5/31 @ 9:00 PM:

This was sent from a This Just In reader in Las Vegas. We gladly include it in our DOGS IN THE NEWS segment.

Also tonight, Pawprints Across Your Heart in Greendale sent us their June newsletter that we are happy to share with you.





VOTE IN THE 2008  BEST IN FRANKLIN-AREA DINING SURVEY

 


 

The Barking Lot

By Kevin Fischer
Saturday, May 24 2008, 09:07 AM

The Barking Lot is a weekly blog about anything and everything to do about dogs, written primarily by my wife Jennifer. Here is her Mmeorial Day weekend edition:


CANINE WAR HEROES

This weekend, in the midst of your brats and burgers, your beers and your wine coolers…  While you are grateful for that extra day off and contemplating ways to make the most of it, think about WHY you actually have that bonus day.  Memorial Day isn’t some Hallmark-created holiday, it is a day to honor all the brave men and woman who have served our country.

Many people feel that there is not enough done to recognize the fearless dedication of our soldiers, past and present.  I am one of them.  So how often do you hear about another special group within the armed forces? 

“Their training is intense; their working conditions are deplorable; their lives are always on the line; and in at least one case, namely Vietnam, their rewards were non-existent. This profile describes the most innocent and vulnerable of combat veterans-our Nation's War Dogs.”
USAWarDogsMemorial.org

In my April 19th edition of The Barking Lot, I wrote about Smoky the War Dog.  She was just one of the many canine heroes throughout history  that have served their country along with their human handlers.
 

Look at the joy and pride on these men’s faces during the dedication ceremony of the War Dog Memorial:  


United States War Dogs Memorial Dedication
New Jersey Vietnam Veterans’ MemorialHolmdel, New Jersey Saturday, June 10, 2006

            

 

 

A  few years ago, the Discovery Channel aired a documentary about war dogs.  You can still order a copy of the video, or make a donation to the organization that produced it.  

"As a kennel master, I am proud to know that we train some of the best dog teams in the world that are responsible for saving so many lives."Chief Master at Arms Ricky Neitzel 

As stated above, dogs play a vital role in keeping our troops safe.  

So it goes without saying that their handlers will stop at nothing to keep them safe, as well.  

General Douglas MacArthur said, “Old soldiers never die; they just fade away.”  What happens to our war dogs? 

I would like to close with an extremely touching video dedicated to the brave-hearted canines who serve next to our troops.  Please make sure your speakers are turned up.







Great job, as always, Jennifer.

My turn.....it's time for DOGS IN THE NEWS, canines that made headlines the past week.


1) A homeless woman lives in her car with dogs.

2) Puppy clones?

And finally,

3) An Iraqi dog gets a new home in San Diego after an American soldier asks someone back home to take care of his new friend. 
 




That's it for this week, dog lovers.

Enjoy your holiday weekend!


 

The Barking Lot

By Kevin Fischer
Saturday, May 17 2008, 10:05 AM

THE BARKING LOT IS A REGULAR WEEKLY DOG BLOG FEATURED ON THIS JUST IN, WRITTEN PRIMARILY BY MY BETTER HALF. HERE’S JENNIFER.  

In my first installment of The Barking Lot, I talked about my two childhood dogs, Sugar and Skippy.  I said that Skippy was smarter than some people I know.  I attributed her genius qualities to the fact that she could fetch a particular toy when told to, was easily trained not to go in my bedroom, and every morning when I said it was “time to put my face on” she would march in the bathroom before me, and lay down in front of the sink while I applied make-up. 

Sugar, on the other paw, would chase a paper plate around the kitchen trying to lick up the last crumb of a tasty treat.  (Skippy would place one paw on the paper plate while she was eating and easily remained stationary.  No one in our family taught her to do this, she just “knew” it made sense.)  Sugar had a pretty limited vocabulary.  She did, however, always manage to know the phrases, “Do you want a beef stick?” and “Do you want a Liv-a-Snap?”  I think any canine worth their weight in kibble learns at an early age the family lingo for treats. 

After researching canine intelligence for this blog, I have learned that my precious pooches followed the patterns that animal behaviorists have recognized for a long time.  There are many schools of thought when it comes to brainiac Border Collies (or any other breed for that matter.)  A basic dog-lover like me feels that the next big game show to hit the air waves should be “Are You Smarter Than A Field Spaniel?”  At the first sign of above-and-beyond intelligence we want to see if we should change Rocky’s name to Einstein. 

I’m not sure I agree with MSN’s ranking an octopus over an Old English Sheepdog but I will admit that when it comes to figuring out Fido, I have a lot to learn. 
---Jennifer Fischer


Thank you, Jennifer.

My turn again.

That means it's time for DOGS IN THE NEWS, canines that made headlines the past week.


1) Cudahy wants to ban pit bulls.

2) A puppy mill mom and her pups are still at an Oshkosh shelter.

And finally,

3) It was not the Lizard Man.


UPDATE on 5/18/08:

Jennifer and I know a wonderful woman who has become the foster mom of a one-year old German Shepherd named, “Heidi.” Her owner passed away, and our friend is temporarily taking care of Heidi while she seeks someone to buy her.

Heidi has all her papers, shots, and has a good temperament.

If you’re sincerely interested in giving Heidi a good home, contact us via e-mail at
thisjustin@wi.rr.com, and we’ll put you in touch with Heidi’s foster mom. Thank you.


That's it for this week.

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The Barking Lot

By Kevin Fischer
Saturday, May 10 2008, 09:47 AM
Welcome to another edition of The Barking Lot, our weekly installment where I turn the reins over to my dog-loving wife, Jennifer.

When other bloggers have asked me how I choose topics, I’ve told them I go with what is interesting to me, much like how I select show topics on WISN. If Jennifer had her very own blog, she’d write about dogs 98.6 % of the time, which would be normal for her.

Everyone knows she wants a dog more than a trip to Hawaii or a Rolls Royce (that’s not so normal). If and when we get one, I fear that my place in the hierarchy around here will slip behind Jennifer, the dog, the TV, microwave, cars, refrigerator, stereo equipment, etc.

I’m not joking. That dog will be treated like royalty. Take a look at what Jennifer writes about today:


MAY I OFFER YOU A BOWL OF PERRIER WHILE YOU WAIT FOR YOUR MASSAGE?

OK, I admit it.  I am a “girly girl.”  I LOVE being pampered.  I truly enjoy going for massages, facials, pedicures, you name it.  I have commandeered four of our five large shelves in our linen closet for all my jams, jellies, and miscellaneous goos.  Kevin has taken me to many amazing spas.  From the award-winning Sundara Spa in Wisconsin Dells to SpaHalekulani in Hawaii (honored with the coveted Mobil Four-Star rating, the highest bestowed in the Mobil Travel Guide, "America's Best Hotel & Resort Spas") I have been to some prime pampering places.  In a hectic and stress-filled world, I find it is important to relax and recharge on occasion.

Admittedly, a Golden Retriever doesn’t need to worry about his big presentation to a new client, and I’ve yet to hear about a Dachshund who is concerned about paying her mortgage.  Most Shih-Tzu’s are more focused on what is in the treat jar than what is in the checking account.  Still, don’t our four-legged family members deserve some pooch pampering?

Have you thought about taking Fido for a facial, or Max for a massage?  Sound more far-fetched than a Frisbee throwing contest?  You’d be surprised.  Dog spas are more than just a fancy term for a traditional grooming service.  They cater to your canine in the same way their owners are at similar humans-only locations.

Despite news reports and analysis of an economy in the tank, consumers continue to put their pets at the top of their budgets. 

Before you toss this idea out with your latest chewed-up slipper, read about the International Association of Animal Massage & Bodywork. 

Want to learn how to spoil your spaniel at home?  Plenty of opportunities for that, too.

So the next time you’re pawing through the phone book looking for a day spa and deciding whether to choose deep tissue, Swedish, or hot stone massage for yourself, why not turn to Lassie and ask her what SHE would like?  
---Jennifer Fischer


Now why'd she have to go and mention I've been in a spa???? More on that some other time...we're talking dogs here and that means we have come to that portion of The Barking Lot where we examine:


DOGS IN THE NEWS!

1) Remember the dog food scare of 2007? Many dog owners gave up on dog food and started feeding their pets right off the dinner table. MSNBC.com offers suggestions on people food you shouldn't feed to Fido.

2) You've heard of banning cell phones and text messaging while driving. Get a load of this...


That's it. Tune in again next week. Same dog day. Same dog blog.


 

 

The Barking Lot

By Kevin Fischer
Saturday, May 3 2008, 08:00 AM
Time once again for what is becoming a very popular feature of This Just In, thanks to my magnanimous, gorgeous, talented wife.

We (but mostly Jennifer) write about anything and everything that has to do with pooches.

Ready, woof, go!


FOUR-LEGGED HELPERS
By Jennifer Fischer

Dogs enrich our lives for many reasons:  They keep us company, they protect us, they love us unconditionally.  Dogs have saved their owners from house fires, like Mylo. 

Research has shown that pet ownership can lower your blood pressure.

In addition to all the great “every day” dogs, there is a special group of canines who go above and beyond the bark of duty:  Service Dogs. 

Years ago, I had the pleasure of working with a girl who had severe Cerebral Palsy.  This remarkable young lady was a full-time college student (despite her need to use a motorized wheelchair and many physical challenges.) Kim was a delight to be around.  She had a beautiful Golden Retriever at her side every moment, ready to help when needed.  Her dog wore a special vest to help carry objects and would assist her in many tasks. 

In my current role in the healthcare field, I regularly hear stories about incredible therapy dogs.  Bennie is a rescue dog who survived Hurricane Katrina but was almost euthanized because he could not find a loving home to take him in.  Kari adopted him here in Wisconsin and he has been helping at a local hospital ever since earning his Canine Good Citizen certification.

In between breed events during Westminster Kennel Club dog show, you can see video clips of Angels On A Leash, the therapy dog group associated with WKC.  Then the dogs come out to the ring with their handlers or owners and receive thunderous applause for their generous gifts of love and time.  You can read more about them here.

Two other organizations well-known for their work with assistance dogs are Paws with a Cause and Canine Companions for Independence.

How can you help at the local level?  If you think your dog fits the criteria to become a therapy dog, contact the Wisconsin Humane Society.

The bond between service or therapy dogs and the people they help is incredibly touching and rewarding for everyone involved.  My sincere hope when I become a dog owner is that I can participate in a therapy dog program and volunteer at nursing homes and hospitals.  I know how much joy a dog can bring, and want to share that with as many people as I can.  Especially those who need it the most.

-----Jennifer Fischer



OK. She’s just getting way too good.

Let's take a look at 
Dogs in the News.

1) Not all the news is always so nice. A highway patrolman became the center of controversy when he roughed up a police dog. Hear what his colleagues had to say.

2)
Meet Kirstin Zaspel. She’s a canine behaviorist.

 

3) More canine heroes made the USA TODAY in this feature on therapy dogs. 

4)
We close with word that the 2008 Purina Incredible Dog Challenge is now underway. Want to see some great dogs in action? Make sure to watch the videos here.


That’s it. Thanks for stopping by. Jennifer and I appreciate you.................OH, YUCK!!!!!!!!!............. your scoopers and your cellophane baggies.

 

The Barking Lot

By Kevin Fischer
Saturday, Apr 26 2008, 10:36 AM

Last week's Barking Lot debut was extremely popular. Jennifer (the main contributor to this particular feature) and I want to thank everyone for checking in. We greatly appreciate your interest.

Lots of interesting topics this week, so herrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre's Jennifer.


What’s In a Name?
By Jennifer Fischer

Last week I mentioned in my comments section that if you can practice yelling your future dog’s name across the neighborhood and it sounds OK, you’ve picked the right name.

So then…  Imagine this…  Your pedigree beagle, whom you love with all your heart, is playing in the back yard, doing all the adorable things beagles do.  You are getting ready to leave the house, so you need to call him inside.

In your best Beagle Parent voice, you call to him, “CH K-Run’s Park Me In First, time to come in!  C’mon boy…  c’mon CH K-Run’s Park Me In First!”

Or would you rather call, “UNO, time to come in!  C’mon UNO!”

The 2008 Best In Show winner of the Westminster Kennel Club could, by all rights, answer to either of those names.  The (15-inch) Beagle was the first ever BIS winner for the breed, and literally howled with excitement when he was awarded the trophy and ribbon.

Over the years I have watched many dog shows.  I have rooted for my favorites by yelling and clapping.  I have questioned out loud how anyone on EARTH could find a particular breed so appealing (Yes, I have my own personal breed biases).  I probably sound like my husband does when a Notre Dame football game is on TV but I can’t help it…  I’m passionate about those shows.

I have often wondered where the dogs get their amazingly long, difficult to remember names and also how they get shortened or changed to the dog’s “every day” or “street” name.  The dog show emcees rattle off those crazy names and I just shake my head.

But it is a mystery no more.  From FamilyEducation.com:

“Serious breeders have kennel names that appear in their dogs' names. In most breeds, you'll see names like “CH. Foxpacks Here's Lookin at You” or “Fallen Tree Cinderella CD, CGC,” where Foxpack and Fallen Tree denote the respective kennels. You shouldn't see names like “Suzi Q. Jones” or “Big Tuff Guy.” There are some exceptions, particularly in breeds that have only recently moved from strictly working status into the realm of show breeders. But overall, expect to see “fancy” registered names, and usually more than one dog with the same kennel name—maybe Foxpack's Here's Lookin at You is a son of Foxpack's Look the Other Way.

Next, look for initials before and after the dogs' names. These are abbreviations for titles earned in competition. For example, in “CH. Foxpack's Here's Lookin at You,” the CH. denotes “conformation champion.” If you don't know what the initials mean, ask the breeder. (If she doesn't know, walk away!) At least half the dogs in the first two generations (the puppies' parents and grandparents) should have titles or be on their way to titles. Most serious breeders are active in competition. In some breeds, it is very difficult to finish a championship. Still, some of the dogs in the pedigree should have performance titles and points toward the champion title.”

Want the more official and scientific answer?  The American Kennel Club offers this:

From the rule book, “AKC Procedures for Registration Matters.”

“This insert is issued as a supplement to the AKC Procedures for Registration Matters,
pamphlet printed June 2007.  Effective March 12, 2008 Section II. Naming of Dogs – where Chapter 3 Section 7 is referenced.

According to Chapter 3, Section 7 of Rules Applying to Registration and Discipline:

The name of a dog registered with The American Kennel Club will be allowed to be changed provided the dog was whelped in the United States and in cases where the breeder(s) first individually registered the dog, their written consent would be required.

A dog name containing a Registered Kennel Name cannot be changed without the written consent of the owner(s) of that Registered Kennel Name.  However, no change in the name will be recorded by The American Kennel Club after the dog has produced or sired an AKC registered litter or received an award at an AKC licensed or member event. Any name change must comply with all AKC requirements.

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Issued March 2008
RREGS2 (6/07)


NAMING OF DOGS

The person who owns the dog at the time the application for registration is submitted to the AKC has the right to name it, in the absence of a written agreement.  There are guidelines that determine the acceptability of a name. Some of these are as follows:

1. Name choices are limited to thirty (30) letters.  Spaces between words, apostrophes and hyphens are counted.

2. All letters in a dog’s name are limited to the standard English alphabet. When registration certificates are printed, all letters are capitalized.  Diacritical markings (accent grave, accent acute, umlaut, etc.) are not printed on registration certificates in a dog’s name.

3. Registered Kennel Names cannot be included in a dog’s name unless their use is authorized by the owner of the name.

4. Roman numerals must not be included at the end of the dog’s name. The AKC reserves the right to assign roman numerals for identification purposes.  The AKC permits thirty-seven (37) dogs of each breed to be assigned the same name.

5. There are no restrictions on arabic (1,2,3), cardinal (one, two, three), or ordinal (first, second, third) numbers.

6. Words and phrases that may not be included in a dog’s name:


A. Champion, champ, sieger and any AKC title or show term, either spelled out or abbreviated.

B. Obscenities and words derogatory to any race, creed or nationality or transliterations of such words.

C. Kennel(s), male, stud, sire, ***, dam and female.

D. Breed names alone.


7. An imported dog must be registered with the same name under which it was registered in its country of birth, except for the addition of a Registered Kennel Name.

All dog names are subject to AKC approval.

According to Chapter 3, Section 7 of Rules Applying to Registration and Discipline: No change in the name of a dog registered with the American Kennel Club will be allowed to be made except for a one time change for a dog whelped in the United States which the breeder (s) has registered with the American Kennel Club.  However, no change in the name will be recorded by The American Kennel Club after the dog has produced or sired an AKC registered litter or received an award at an AKC licensed or member event.  Additionally no change may be made to the dog’s registered name unless the breeder(s) of record has consented in writing to the AKC approving the change.  Any name change must comply with all AKC requirements.”


And now, a BLBBF (Barkling Lot Blog Bonus Feature):

I don’t know how Echo got her name.  But I do know that every time I would see this commercial, I would cry.  Sometimes I even needed to change the channel.  She is the dog I mentioned in my comments that I would talk about today.  Searching for the commercial...




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So here’s to you, Echo, and all the great dogs out there that Pedigree Dog Food has helped.  And here’s to you, adoptive parents.  Thank you.
---Jennifer Fischer


Thanks, Jennifer.

We close this week with DOGS IN THE NEWS, canines that made headlines this past week.


1) That was a touching story about Echo, but there are times when it’s good that dogs are locked up.

2) A politician lost her job over a dog, then lost the dog.

3) Mylo to the rescue.  (Mylo the video)

4) And Buddy, you’re beautiful.


That’s all for now.....…….that’s all? What am I talking about? That was a lot!

Be barkin’ atcha again next week!


 

The Barking Lot

By Kevin Fischer
Saturday, Apr 19 2008, 09:21 AM
THE FOLLOWING IS THE FIRST INSTALLMENT OF A BRAND NEW FEATURE ON THIS JUST IN. PLEASE LOOK FOR IT EVERY SATURDAY.


“You don’t blog enough about dogs!”
Who said that?
My wife, Jennifer.
When did she say it?
What time is it?



Whenever I venture out of the house amongst the general public, I usually get hit with one of the following:

1) Hey, aren’t you…….

2) So, do you and Joel McNally actually get along?

3) How can you stand that Joel McNally?

4) Kathleen Dunn seems pretty nice

5) What’s Mark Belling like?

6) I tried to call your show but the lines were busy

I can now add a new line people toss my way with greater frequency these days:

“Did you get your wife a dog yet?”

People I’ve never met have, when talking to Jennifer, jokingly referred to me as her “dog-hating husband.”
 I happen to like dogs. Who doesn’t?

There are 72 million pet dogs in the United States, one for every four Americans.

Recognizing the tremendous popularity of the animal, and the fact that we talk about dogs more than any other topic in the Fischer household, today I launch a new weekly blog feature called, “The Barking Lot,” a title Jennifer came up with. Quite simply, each week The Barking Lot will be dedicated to anything and everything about dogs.

Assisting me in everything from all the fun research to actually writing this dog-blog will be my lovely wife. So let’s get to it.


SMOKY: CANINE HERO
By Jennifer Fischer

Kevin has written many blogs that almost make me sound OBSESSED with dogs.  He’s not far from the truth.

Growing up, I always had a dog in my life.  Actually, two dogs:  Sugar and Skippy.  Sugar was my Basenji Hound / Cocker Spaniel I got when I was two years old.  She was my friend, my companion, my play mate, and my dress-up partner.  Skippy (part English Springer Spaniel, part Who Knows What) came in to my life when I was in fourth grade.  She was adopted for my ill grandpa, in the hopes it could occupy his days and fill him with joy.  He was a true animal lover and she did, in fact, bring him smiles and laughter for a few short months before he passed away.  Skippy was adopted from the Wisconsin Human Society, a little butter ball of black and white fur with a belly so round the vet initially thought she had worms.  Turned out she just had a little extra puppy fat.  Skippy was smarter than some people I know, and she could be a handful.

Like most children, I didn’t realize just how fortunate I was at the time.  I had two wonderful, loyal pets that loved me for no other reason than I was there every day to feed them and pet them.  They were loyal, loving, wonderful dogs who brought me more joy than I appreciated in my youth.  Sure, I loved them.  But I was busy being a kid:  playing with friends, going to school, taking piano lessons, watching TV, etc.  So yes, I played with them, took them for walks, and shared nibbles from the dinner table with them.  But I didn’t realize just how much I would miss them until my adult years, in my own apartment that did not allow dogs.

Kevin has known many dogs in his life but has never realized the joy of actually owning a dog.  So he does not quite share my at times overzealous love of all things canine.  He looks at me a little strangely when I tell him my goal is to be able to name and recognize every breed in the American Kennel Club.

I have been after him for several months to write a regular feature about dogs.  Until I get one of my own, living vicariously through stories of other owners is about the best I can do.  Knowing the subject is so near and dear to my heart, and knowing that I too, love to write, the answer seemed obvious.

My contribution will follow some of the same themes you read consistently in Kevin’s blog…  To offer one or more of the following:  Humor, information, nostalgia, food for thought, or just plain fun.  (There is little that is controversial about dog ownership, save for those who favor Pit Bulls.)  My goal is to entertain, enlighten, and share positive stories about Man’s (and of COURSE woman’s!) Best Friend.

To alter a line from the 1996 movie Jerry Maguire, “You had me at woof.”

While watching the Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show this past February, I learned about Smoky, a Yorkshire Terrier who served her country during WWII.  Her touching story of dedication and survival shows how dogs not only touch our hearts but impact our history.
---Jennifer Fischer (thisjustin@wi.rr.com
                        



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Smoky in a blanket made for her by Red Cross volunteers in Brisbane, Australia


J
ennifer is right that dogs are far more than friendly companions.

We sure hope you’ve enjoyed the debut of our new feature. Make sure to return next Saturday for another edition of The Barking Lot.


 
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